i SO need some of these...

i stumbled across the most excellent product on etsy this afternoon...

"You Park Like Shit" static cling parking critiques

you must click on that link. nevermind the hilarity of the demonstration pictures, which are worth the click alone, this item is a work of genius. i am repeatedly amazed by the ways in which people flaunt their inability to park properly. there have been countless times i would have happily smacked one of these babies on the windshield of an offending vehicle. i'm not one for keying cars or anything like that - but a nice little damage-free message like this could be a great way to inform (remind?) someone that they're being a jackass. plus its damn funny.