(i didn't write this, but thought you'd all enjoy it anyhow...)
perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the english language is the word fuck. it is one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love and hate. in language, fuck falls into many grammatical categories. it can be used as a verb, both transitive ("john's fucking mary") and intransitive passive ("mary doesn't give a fuck"), or as an adverb ("mary is fucking crazy about john"), and as a noun ("mary is a terrific fuck"). it can also be used as an adjective ("mary is fucking beautiful"). as you can see, there are very few words with the versatility of fuck.
besides its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations and emotions:
greetings: "how the fuck are you?"
fraud: "i got fucked by the car dealer!"
dismay: "oh, fuck it!"
trouble: "well, i guess i'm fucked now."
aggression: "fuck you!"
disgust: "fuck me!"
confusion: "what the fuck?"
difficulty: "i don't understand this fucking business!"
despair: "fucked again!"
incompetence: "he fucks everything up."
displeasure: "what the fuck is going on here?"
lost: "where the fuck are we?"
disbelief: "unfuckingbelievable!"
retaliation: "up your fucking ass!"
it can be used in an anatomical description: "he's a fucking asshole."
it can be used to tell time: "its five fucking thirty."
it can be used in business: "how did i wind up with this fucking job?"
it can be maternal: "motherfucker"
it can be political: "fuck bush."
the mind fairly boggles at the many creative uses of the word. how can anyone be offended when you say fuck? use it frequently in your daily speech. it will add to your prestige. today, say to someone: fuck you! 5:53 PM //
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